More about the hostage crisis

I’m trying not to spam your dashes too much, but I wanted to tell you she’s doing very well in her new home.

I know adopting her was the right thing to do.

Us old chicks need to stick together!

As soon as I saw her, I was smitten.

As soon as I touched her, I was hooked.

As soon as I held her, my heart melted.

Friends, meet my Marley.

This is an illusion.

I’m not being lazy.

I’m not half-naked.

I’m not still in bed.

Yeah, right.

WYSIWYG.

*sigh*

zodiacsolution:

The answer to your compatibility questions.

Then, for me, it’s true. Opposites attract.